Q: What's common to this blog and Mt. Rushmore?
A: Four figures.
That's right, folks, today (which just happens to be 2x3x7's third blog birthday as well ) marks the 1,000th post on this blog.
*Pause while author considers his wasted life*
 I lie. It doesn't just happen to be - it's all part of a carefully planned Satanic ritual  having to do with the numbers 999 and the Trinity.
 For the record, I hate Satanic rituals. You spend years jockeying for alone time with a young virgin and when the moment finally comes you have to slaughter her for her blood. Talk about anti-climax.