What if the first fruit was a banana, and Eve left the peel lying around?
And what if God, walking by, slipped on the peel and fell, and being unable to admit that the fall was anything but deliberate, has been forced to act like a clown ever since?
Of shoes -- and ships -- and sealing wax -- Of cabbages -- and kings -- And why the sea is boiling hot -- And whether pigs have wings.
5 comments:
HAR HAR.
Awesome.
The death of the blogosphere was pretty sad. Thanks for going on. You're great!
how do you think like this!Wow!
Interesting indeed!
this is the best thing i read on internet in quite some time!
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