Sunday, October 07, 2007

moar delitefool den cheezbugers. Srsly.

Via Language Log, this hilarious, hilarious link to a translation of the Holy Bible into lolcatese. Some gems (links lead to the King James version):

Job 1.5: And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gota prey, just in cased."

Psalm 23.4: When I wuz walkin thru dis scary valley Im sayin "me feelz no evil" cuz teh invisible man iz beside me pokin mah side wif hiz stix an it mak me so kumfy

Genesis 18. 10-13:

N sed "Srsly, when we com bak she gonna be teh preggers" Adn Sarah herd this

BTW: Abraham n Sarah wer teh OLD, Srsly, and Sarah waz to old 4 teh babyz

And Sarah LOLed and waz liek "WTF!? NO WAI! WE R TEH OLD!!11 LOL"

And TEH D00D sed 2 Abraham "WTF, Y she LOLed?

Proverbs 13.17: If u brings man his sox, he will gives u treeetz. If u brings a man a treet from teh litterbox, u will not get treetz.

Oh, and don't miss the lolcat version of Song of Solomon, from which the title of this post is taken.


3 comments:

G said...

Brilliant.
Thanks for bringing it to attention:)

tangled said...

People who like lolcats FTW!!

Anonymous said...

this post is teh funny!