Job 1.5: And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gota prey, just in cased."
Psalm 23.4: When I wuz walkin thru dis scary valley Im sayin "me feelz no evil" cuz teh invisible man iz beside me pokin mah side wif hiz stix an it mak me so kumfy
Genesis 18. 10-13:
Proverbs 13.17: If u brings man his sox, he will gives u treeetz. If u brings a man a treet from teh litterbox, u will not get treetz.
N sed "Srsly, when we com bak she gonna be teh preggers" Adn Sarah herd this
BTW: Abraham n Sarah wer teh OLD, Srsly, and Sarah waz to old 4 teh babyz
And Sarah LOLed and waz liek "WTF!? NO WAI! WE R TEH OLD!!11 LOL"
And TEH D00D sed 2 Abraham "WTF, Y she LOLed?
Oh, and don't miss the lolcat version of Song of Solomon, from which the title of this post is taken.