Five minutes should do it. He punches the buttons, hits START. In the yellow light, the head revolves slowly. Drops of blood bubble on the microwave-safe plate. The mouth hangs open, as though screaming at him from behind the glass. He notices the eyeballs starting to bulge. He forgot to poke them with a fork.
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21 comments:
So does that make it Titus Groan, or Titus Alone?
*runs away, ducking*
ewwww
eewww..gross!!
~N.
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hmmm... a sequel?
that's just disgusting. blech.
quite an eyeful, eh?
now write a movie around this, it will look fantastic on the big screen! :D
Nice. But what I really want to know is: how much saturated fat and trans fat does the thing have?
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