Monday, October 08, 2007

Titus

Five minutes should do it. He punches the buttons, hits START. In the yellow light, the head revolves slowly. Drops of blood bubble on the microwave-safe plate. The mouth hangs open, as though screaming at him from behind the glass. He notices the eyeballs starting to bulge. He forgot to poke them with a fork.

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22 comments:

Space Bar said...

So does that make it Titus Groan, or Titus Alone?

*runs away, ducking*

Anonymous said...

ewwww

Anonymous said...

eewww..gross!!

~N.

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rs said...

hmmm... a sequel?

Szerelem said...

that's just disgusting. blech.

??! said...

quite an eyeful, eh?

Neha said...

now write a movie around this, it will look fantastic on the big screen! :D

Anonymous said...

Nice. But what I really want to know is: how much saturated fat and trans fat does the thing have?

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