Monday, October 08, 2007

Titus

Five minutes should do it. He punches the buttons, hits START. In the yellow light, the head revolves slowly. Drops of blood bubble on the microwave-safe plate. The mouth hangs open, as though screaming at him from behind the glass. He notices the eyeballs starting to bulge. He forgot to poke them with a fork.

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21 comments:

Space Bar said...

So does that make it Titus Groan, or Titus Alone?

*runs away, ducking*

Anonymous said...

ewwww

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~N.

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Anonymous said...

hmmm... a sequel?

Szerelem said...

that's just disgusting. blech.

??! said...

quite an eyeful, eh?

Neha said...

now write a movie around this, it will look fantastic on the big screen! :D

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