I think I've finally figured out why Paris Hilton exists.
Think about it - she's rich, she's clueless, she has a surname everyone recognises, she'll do or say anything to stay in the public eye.
It's obvious, isn't it? Paris Hilton is going to be President of the United States of America.
Remember, you heard it here first [1]
Guilty Secret # 29:
It took me almost a year of seeing headlines with Paris Hilton in them before I realised that she was a person. I'd always assumed that Paris Hilton was a hotel. I'd keep seeing these banners saying Paris Hilton One Night Stand / Paris Hilton Sex [2] and I'd think to myself - damn! if I ever get to Paris I know where I'm staying.
[1] Sure, you laugh now, but remember Ronald Reagan?
[2] If you just came to this site by running a google search for Paris Hilton Sex, all I can say is: your life is even sadder than mine.
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17 comments:
Too frivolous for a Falstaffian post, if i ever read so much to know.
Nevertheless, had good fun!!
et tu, falstaff.
alex: Ya, well, it's Sunday. And I felt like celebrating the resurrection of 2x3x7 on blogspot.
Besides, how can something be too frivolous for Falstaff?
dhoomketu: Wrong play, old chap.
Now, are we really supposed to believe that you had no idea who Paris Hilton is? :)
btw,what happened to the wordpress switch?
Thats a thought..... but republican or democrat?????
I'd vote for her.
Ah! same here! Even initially I thought it was a hotel in Paris...after reading about the 'escapades' of the aformentioned I wish it was...pathetic though one's sex life might be the last thing one wants is Paris Hilton induced fantasies...the mind cannot even contemplate the consequences...
confused: No, honest. I'm an elitist remember. Paris Hilton is too plebian for me.
The WP switch - I'm still dragging my feet on that one. Let's see.
indianpeppone: Oh, Republican, for sure. She's too articulate to be Democrat. I predict that the Republicans will ask her to run against Hillary.
Having said that - if she did go Democrat, it would put a whole new meaning in the term 'blue state'
aishwarya: see what I mean - she's gaining support already.
And to think I thought for years that Ronald Reagan was a hotel.
Wait a sec.
Isnt Paris Hilton a famous hotel in Paris?
If this man ever gets around to declarations of love, WAIT FOR THE FOOTNOTES.
I mean, how embarrassing would it be to go all dewy-eyed and start on a reply, only to realise he's started on [1] and there's three more like that to come?
J.A.P.
Btw she has men's perfume called - Paris Hilton. A friend picked it up the other day - and its quite nice. But soon we were cracking jokes about it. Most of them are not suitable here - spray, skin etc. You get the drift. ;)
Amit: He was. But they shut him down because the occupancy rate was too low.
happy-go-lucky: :-).
JAP: I'm fairly sure you don't have to worry on that count. And no, no, I wouldn't use footnotes in a declaration of love. Just brackets.
maverick: Ah, more proof that she actually is only skin deep.
I don't think it's frivolous, it's just funny.
“The state of the union ... it's hawt.”
*shudders*
Great site lots of usefull infomation here.
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