"Good evening, madam, may I help you? Ah, yes, let me see now. That would be in the fourth circle, centre section. Walk up these stairs here - it's the 214th row from the back, you'll be next to that gentlemen with the leeches stuck all over his naked body. You're welcome. Have an unpleasant eternity!"
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Never imagined a more polite ushering in to hell..
Randomly inconsistent indeed!.. :-)
Thats quite a visual!
These days hell is on earth. Jessica la's murderers got away scotfree. Our judicial system is the usher.
Good evening sir. You've booked the VIP box. Could we offer you a glass of our finest firefetish-its guaranteed to leave the last taste you'll evr have on your tongue and a plate of our flinching fireflies?
Bon appetit!
And did I mention, that the box opens out only on the inside, so remember to visit the men's room before you go in.
Anon: Thanks. After all, they're just condemning them to suffer for all eternity. There's no reason they can't be polite and professional about it.
Mahjabeen: Yes, Bosch is stunning, isn't he?
Hiren: Well, now, if you're going to be SERIOUS about it...I'm not sure that earth hasn't always been hell. What was it Auden said: "Don't you dream of a world, a society, with no coercion? / Yes, where a foetus is able to refuse to be born"
Inkblot: Ah, so THAT's how they do it - none of this fire and brimstone stuff you hear so much about - hell is an eternity spent with a full bladder.
Your definition of hell seems pretty alluring..
Probably, it aint that bad afterall..
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