A friend wrote in to say she thinks this blog is insanely schizophrenic (she meant it as a compliment, of course). And if there was any doubt about that:
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
Finally, a random quiz that gives me results that make sense (read: that I like) - not like the Which Friends Character are you? quiz I took a couple of years back and was told that I was Joey! Joey!! can you believe that? Aaaargghhh!!
Try it for yourself here